The Spam Comments Are Now Sexed-Up and Psychic!

Ok… check this out.

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[link removed because duh]

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This seems to be from a series of decidedly “adult” spam comments that I received lately.  But what’s up with that list at the end? It strikes me as a bunch of search terms strung together.

But that’s not near as good as what came next:

“You’re so cool! I dont suppose I’ve learned anything like this before.”

Now, this may not seem particularly funny… but the “name” of the “commenter” was “best psychic medium”.

Even better, then we have:

“Many thanks, I have been searching for info regarding this
subject matter for a long time and yours is the greatest I have discovered so
far.”

That’s from “free psychic call now”.  You wouldn’t have thought it would take psychics this long to stuff something out.

I was worried the psychics might get upset that I’m making fun of them, but then I realized they already knew I was planning to, so they must be ok with it.

3 Comments

  1. I know I keep saying I’m going to use your idea. The only spam comments I’ve ever read on mine are the ones that slip through the filter. Yours are awesome.

    1. Well, be warned: you do have to dig through quite a few that are obscene, in foreign languages or just lists of links for athletic shoes. Those are annoying and not funny. But every so often, some real gems come along.

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