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This seems to be from a series of decidedly “adult” spam comments that I received lately. But what’s up with that list at the end? It strikes me as a bunch of search terms strung together.
But that’s not near as good as what came next:
“You’re so cool! I dont suppose I’ve learned anything like this before.”
Now, this may not seem particularly funny… but the “name” of the “commenter” was “best psychic medium”.
Even better, then we have:
“Many thanks, I have been searching for info regarding this subject matter for a long time and yours is the greatest I have discovered so far.”
That’s from “free psychic call now”. You wouldn’t have thought it would take psychics this long to stuff something out.
I was worried the psychics might get upset that I’m making fun of them, but then I realized they already knew I was planning to, so they must be ok with it.
Earlier this year, I set up a YouTube channel to post recordings of me reading fiction, poetry and miscellaneous other videos.
I don’t get a lot of views, but today I received a spam comment on this video that was even funnier than any I ever got here at WordPress:
Hey, A Ruined Chapel by Moonlight! I love your video! Keep it up. 🙂 I want to start making YouTube videos soon, too. [Link to Patreon page here, removed for obvious reasons] It would be so great if you could support me with a dollar to get things started because I need equipment for my videos. There’s no need to feel bad if you can’t, I still think you’re great and I wish you the best for you and your channel. This comment will be marked as spam because of the link, I’m sorry about that. Peace & Love, [Name withheld, again, obvious reasons]
Now, I am all for helping fellow YouTubers who are down on their luck. I might even have done it, too, except that despite the person’s professed love for my video, they didn’t bother to actually “like” it. My feeling is that if they couldn’t be bothered to do that, I really can’t pay them a dollar.
It’s been a long time since I checked the spam comments folder to see what sort of hilarity is in there. Let’s see what we’ve got…
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This mixture of the generic spam and the oddly specific ending is a little unsettling. I hope whatever Kate needed wasn’t serious.
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Keep me informed.
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Never grasp the rss on a first date.
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Actually, this may not be spam. It could be my old college career advisor. Their advice was about as useful.
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I dunno… I hear Kate has some problem. Could be related to grasping her RSS.
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Look, I believe in taking it slow.
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I’m a Leo, so this is of no use to me. Perhaps it will help Kate.
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I won’t. Certainly not after what happened to Kate.
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That was on this post. Admittedly, that post doesn’t quote Wikipedia, but I have quite a few posts that do. So there is some context in which this could possibly make sense. And it’s even written in something resembling correct English. It certainly would pass muster among the lowest rung of non-spam YouTube comments.
I, for one, do not welcome our new spam comment overlords.
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Uh… I surrender?
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Poorly written… he had to invent Facebook to have someplace to put them.
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Don’t bother.
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This is almost existential, I think. “If strange symbols are replacing the real ones”–I could see T.S. Eliot writing that. Granted, he would decide it wasn’t very good, but I could see it.
This set me thinking that someone should create poems compiled from spam comments. Well, some searching revealed that, in fact, someone has, and it’s quite funny! Check it out.
I’m pleased to report that we have a bumper crop this time around:
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“The monumental hunk of process” sounds like something they do in Six Sigma
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I think he is trying to say that people won’t read anything that’s not about Lady Gaga. This comment was on my Max Weber and football post. Which gives me an idea: what would Weber think of Lady Gaga?
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These aren’t the funniest, but it’s strangely satisfying to vent at them:
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Pray like gangbusters.
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