I know a guy who’s charismatic as can be:
Everyone he meets is sure that he’s all right.
The kind of guy that they all would like to be
Is exactly what he is–at least, upon first sight.
When he’s among conservatives,
He seems like a regular Reaganite.
But when among the liberals he lives
He looks for social revolutions to ignite.
Oh, everybody loves a charismatic guy, you see;
He’s everything that you could want a chap to be!
His political skills are really quite sublime;
He fools all of the people all the time!
With the fellas, he’s a manly man’s man;
Drinkin’ beer and talkin’ sports and trucks to ride–
But when he’s with the ladies, oh, for sure he can
Get in touch with his female side.
When he’s discussed ‘twixt hims and hers–
Though on specifics they may disagree–
Everyone on both sides readily concurs:
“He’s just the kind of man for me!”
So, no one knows exactly what his deal is–
His convictions and beliefs are a bit unclear.
But still, there’s no denying his appeal is
So overwhelming he just has to be sincere!
I once spoke to him, hoping to convey
How nice to have these diff’rent personae.
And he replied “It’s just that I can never say
For sure which one of them is me!”
[NOTE: You may ask “is this about a particular person?” Answer: No. It’s about a particular type of person.]