The Ultimate Funny Spam Comment

I don’t think I’m going to post anymore of these after this. This one simply takes the cake:

Hi there, simply become alert to your weblog thru Google, and found that it is truly informative. I am gonna watch out for brussels. I’ll appreciate if you happen to proceed this in future. A lot of other people shall be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

The first, third and fourth sentences are just standard spam; they almost make sense, but don’t quite. But that second sentence! “I am gonna watch out for brussels”? What does it mean? What was it supposed to mean? Do you think he’s talking about the capital of Belgium, or the vegetables named after it? Either way, why should he watch out for it?

Seriously, I’ve seen some funny spam, but this one is pretty hard to beat.


  1. That seems to have worked. Pretty funny spam. i was thinking of the sprout, although neither one makes sense. Aaawww, I like the spam posts.

  2. I have a WordPress account, although I don’t use it, but I had to use that account to get in. Oh well. I’ll hack and crack to get here. : )

    1. Thanks. Let me know whenever you have issues with commenting, and I’ll see what I can do. (The settings for comments on here can be a bit confusing.)

      As for the email-following, I’m not sure what I can do, but if it’s still a problem, I’ll try to investigate.

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