Longtime friend of this blog Maggie Swanson recently published a collection of her blog posts from over the past five years.  It includes many of her poems, opinion posts, fiction and artwork.  Asb8e93-bookcoverimage she has been one of my most loyal readers, I just had to read it.

It is a very enjoyable collection, and as a long time reader of her blog, it was fun to revisit some of the old posts.  I could remember reading many of them when they were originally posted years ago, and it was a pleasure to revisit them. For anyone who hasn’t read them, I recommend getting this book.  Maggie has a talent for poetry, and is extremely inventive in the way she plays with the language.

My only complaint has nothing to do with the book’s content, but rather with its formatting.  I’m not sure how much control she has over this even, but sometimes titles of poems would appear at the bottom of one page, and the entire poem on the next page.  Also, because the book is printed in black and white, much of the originally colorful artwork suffers as a result.  but I imagine it would be extremely expensive to print in color, so this may be unavoidable.

These issues aside, it’s a delightful collection of posts; well worth it for the clever poetry alone. I’ve learned over the past two years just how hard it is to publish a book, so I’m glad she was able to do it. You can get “Whaddya Know!” here.

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I’ve published a free-to-read horror story on the site Wattpad, largely as an experiment to see how I liked the site. You can reach it by clicking the cover above.  Be warned, it is for mature audiences only, as it is quite violent, and also rather disturbing for other reasons.  I don’t want to spoil it, but there are two extremely divergent interpretations that are possible, and either one is probably somewhat upsetting to different groups.  I was going for an ambiguity similar to that in The Turn of the Screw by Henry James, if that helps clarify things.  Hope it doesn’t offend anyone too much.

Longtime friend of this blog Maggie Jean, (aka “Thingy”) has written a book, entitled “Whaddya Know!” You can get it here, or by clicking the image below. Congratulations, Maggie!

I’ve reduced the price of my first book to $0.99, as a sort of promotion for my new book.  Also, I’ve learned that there is a free Kindle Reading App for those of you who don’t have Kindles, but still are interested in reading these.

I’m going to slow down the pace on releasing books now for a bit–I have more projects I am working on, but they will take a while. Plus, I was so busy with writing TSotMW that I had to cut back on the blogging.  The idea had come to me, and I wanted to get it all down as quickly as i could,  but the blogging definitely suffered as a result.  Hopefully, I’ll be able to balance things better going forward.

I couldn’t think of any resolutions.  Got any to suggest?  In general, other people have more ideas for how I should improve than I do.

In any case, here’s to a great 2015, loyal readers!

And here’s a video by comedian Jeff Lewis that has nothing to do with anything, but I think it’s funny, so I’m posting it:

“Knowledge is good, method is good, but one thing beyond all others is necessary; and that is to have a head, not a pumpkin, on your shoulders and brains, not pudding, in your head.”–A. E. Housman, The Application of Thought to Textual Criticism  (1921) 

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It’s obviously some kind of template for building different spam comments!  This explains why I’m constantly getting the same essential comment with minor variations.  This is a breakthrough in the study of spam.

Anyway… Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc., etc. ,etc.!

And they’re not friendly:

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That was on this post. Admittedly, that post doesn’t quote Wikipedia, but I have quite a few posts that do.  So there is some context in which this could possibly make sense.  And it’s even written in something resembling correct English.  It certainly would pass muster among the lowest rung of non-spam YouTube comments.

I, for one, do not welcome our new spam comment overlords.

Yeah, I think Buffalo ought to claim Michael Sam off waivers, but at this point I’ve learned that they never do anything I think they should.

I tell them to get a QB who won a playoff game, and instead they go draft E.J. Manuel.  I tell them not to waste their draft picks on wide-receivers and they trade up to draft an injury-prone one. I tell them they need more pass-rushers, and they don’t bother to get any, and their star at the linebacker position gets hurt.

I’m sorry, but I don’t see how my proposal for a team built around Tebow, C.J. Spiller and Fred Jackson running the ball on option plays, with Brandon Spikes (yes, he is the one intelligent addition they have made) stopping the run, Kahlil Mack filling for Alonso, and Michael Sam rushing the passer could be any worse than what they have now, and if nothing else, it would have a first-round pick next year.