The Greatest Christmas Gift of All: The Rosetta Stone of Spam!

I have made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of spam comments! Behold:

{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} online more than {three|3|2|4} hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours.
{It’s|It is} pretty worth enough for me. {In my opinion|Personally|In my view},
if all {webmasters|site owners|website owners|web owners} and bloggers made
good content as you did, the {internet|net|web}
will be {much more|a lot more} useful than ever before.|
I {couldn’t|could not} {resist|refrain from} commenting.
{Very well|Perfectly|Well|Exceptionally well} written!|
{I will|I’ll} {right away|immediately} {take hold of|grab|clutch|grasp|seize|snatch} your {rss|rss feed} as I {can not|can’t} {in finding|find|to find}
your {email|e-mail} subscription {link|hyperlink} or {newsletter|e-newsletter} service.

It’s obviously some kind of template for building different spam comments!  This explains why I’m constantly getting the same essential comment with minor variations.  This is a breakthrough in the study of spam.

Anyway… Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc., etc. ,etc.!


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