[To the tune of “When Britain Really Ruled The Waves”, by Gilbert and Sullivan.]
Miami really ruled the league
In good Coach Shula’s reign;
They won with dominant defense,
And a run-based, ground pound offense;
And got to pop champagne.
Yes, they ran the perfect campaign
In old Coach Shula’s glorious reign!
When Belichick beat Martz’s Rams
And the Greatest Turf Show fell–
The Patriot receiving corps
Did nothing too spectaculor—
But did it very well.
The Pats, they built a dynasty
Thanks to their strong, hard-hitting “D”.
And when the Bills of Buffalo
Learn from league history;
And their front office does not trade
For wide receivers overpaid
Or some has-been RB–
The Bills can be a dynasty
With good Coach Ryan’s awesome “D”!