I’ve sat here refreshing my statistics all the live-long day,
But the Internet has yet to send a single view my way.
And however much I try
Still nobody’s stopping by
To see what I have got to say.
When you write a lot of stuff in cyberspace
Your page view count is how you know your place,
And I’m afraid that mine
Is not exactly fine–
It’s a particularly sorry case!
Now, there have been other days, it’s true,
When every other minute I would get a view;
It made me feel important;
Even though perhaps it oughtn’t
Since they were all spammers from Tartu!
My average view count’s just a little over six,
But after this it will sink just like a bunch of bricks.
This might not seem much to you,
But I am an obsessive blogger who
Has just got to get his fix!