The Republican Party
Cut tax and spend less.
And Heed the Word of the Lord.
But mostly, cut tax.
The Democratic Party
We must tax the rich.
Unless they’re in Hollywood.
Then we’re conflicted.
Libertarianism
Cut Government Waste!
Like useless departments that
Monitor spending.
The Tea Party
We hate government
Unless it does what we want.
So… basically… yeah.
Moderate Democrats
We can disagree
On Reagan’s policies, but
His hair was perfect!*
Neo-liberalism
Globalism good.
If there’s more to it than that,
We don’t want to know.
Liberal Progressivism
We’re disappointed.
We won’t vote for Obama.
Kucinich ’16!
Moderate Republicans
We’re not Democrats.
No, really, we promise you!
Not the same at all!
The Alt-Right/”Manosphere”
We strongly believe
We’re slaves to biology.
Go build some robots.
Objectivism
We are all selfish.
It worked great in the novel.
Check your premises.
Anarchism
Why do we have to adhere to this stupid form? We will use however many freakin’ syllables we damn well please!
*Apologies to the late, great Warren Zevon for stealing this line.
Pretty good, especially with a 17-syllable limit. You got a lot of groups in there, which was nice, and didn’t make it sound insulting to anyone – which is pretty rare in the blogosphere these days.
Thank you.
I love it, great work.
Thanks, glad you liked it.
Love it, linked over here from Mr. Prescott
Thank you. After I’d written one or two, the rest just flowed. I may do another set of these soon; I’m just trying to decide on a topic.
Quite a large area covered here, indeed.
Thanks. It’s best to be thorough with these sorts of things; otherwise, it seems to me, you leave yourself open to the charge of implicitly saying that your own side is flawless.