“Nonsense, yes, perhaps – but oh, what precious nonsense!”

Alright, I said I would post some funny spam comments when I got some, and here they are:

Thanks , I have just been looking for information approximately this topic for ages and yours is the best I have found out so far. However, what in regards to the bottom line? Are you sure about the supply?|What i don’t understood is in reality how you’re no longer actually a lot more neatly-favored than you might be now. You are very intelligent.

How am I no longer actually a lot more neatly-favored than I might be now? Well, it’s a lifestyle choice, to be honest.

Then there’s this:

thank you dearly author , I discovered oneself this web site very beneficial and its full of superb healthy selective information ! , I as effectively thank you for the amazing food program post.

Hey, you think you like it now, wait till you know English!

And finally:

Even so, since the requirement for rapid control is actually increasing one of many people, very few people are willing to wait for professionals to arrive and also check-out the issue. Hence, comprehending this particular desire, quite a few organizations are planning to provide you with the ‘PC repair Online’ service to their clients, which usually works best for those that exhibits impatience any time their particular program experiences normal hang-ups and other related difficulties. This type of trouble shooting is becoming well-liked in today’s scenario because there are several organizations implementing the back of software packages and hardwares only and if they get stuck in a few technological problem, they generally endures a loss of revenue that increases while using increasing time put in being in a new difficulties. As a result, the ‘PC fix Online’ program works for these while they have to continue going without going through any hurdle in terms.Consequently, with a lot improvements looking within the complex market, it would not come up as a big surprise if every one soon occupies the net interaction path to fix up the particular specialized complications occurring around their program.

This one is scary because it’s almost coherent. You feel like you might be able to understand it if you try hard enough, because it’s not that different from some business jargon. It’s more effective than the others.

P.S. Title comes from a line in Gilbert and Sullivan’s Patience.

3 Comments

  1. Hilarious. I missed the food program post, apparently. The last one seems like the person methodically tried to translate from (pick a language) to English.

    My spam lately has been in Russian. They don’t even try.

    I also had a funny search from someone looking for, “Spanking for naughty wolves.” I wonder how they got to my site and why they are looking for naughty wolves?

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    1. Actually, that’s the weirdest part–the “food program” post had nothing at all to do with food or programs. It was the one about “Nameless Cynic” debating some conservative guy.

      As for the wolves thing; well, I’m not usually one to say “we’re better off not knowing the answer to that”, but in this case I have to think so.

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  2. Okay, here’s the silly stuff about blogs and bloggers- they like to play games. I’ve been tagged and in turn, tag you. It’s not a painful experience. Just answer eleven questions I have posted on my blog and continue the game, or not. I just like to read more about bloggers, that’s the fun part to me. Stop by my blog if you are interested. : )

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