I actually sort of care about a soccer game. Apparently, we’re playing England at it, and they have been whining lately about the U.S. allegedly demonizing BP just because they screwed up our country in an epically disastrous fashion. C’mon, old boys, stiff upper lip and all that rot!

So, anyway, I hope that our team…

Uh…

Does, um… whatever is involved with… like… winning at that.