What’s this? The government is fighting over spending again? Oh, I bet those skinflint Republicans want to cut the jobs and those money-wasting Democrats want to keep spending and keeping government jobs. Nothing new here.
Eh, what’s that you say? The Republicans in Congress want more money for government jobs, and the Democratic White House is opposed? Why, what manner of devilry may this be? Has the world turned upside down?
Ah, of course! It’s a military matter, and so the financial philosophies of the two parties are completely the opposite of what they normally are!