One Evening in the Country

'Tis Himself

Me and my dog.

Some questions I anticipate:

Q: Why do you have a gun? Aren’t you a liberal vegetarian?

A: I am. But I’m also a Midwestern country boy. It’s part of the uniform.

Q: Who is the dog?

A: My dog Jack. Rescued about 12 years ago one cold December day.

Q: What the actual hell?

A: Just go with it.

What's your stake in this, cowboy?