A fragment:

When the wheels within wheels have all turned—
And the evidence cannot be found.
And nothing suspicious can be discerned—
Then conspiracies surely abound!

For it’s surely not any fallacy
That every documented event,

Rather than the incompetent

No particular reason for posting this. I was just  thinking about conspiracy theories for some reason, and that verse occurred to me. The idea was to poke fun at conspiracy theories, and how you can make anything into one, but I quickly got bogged down in syntax issues. 


What's your stake in this, cowboy?