It’s been a long time since I checked the spam comments folder to see what sort of hilarity is in there.  Let’s see what we’ve got…

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The cheeldren of the night. Vhat music they make!

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This mixture of the generic spam and the oddly specific ending is a little unsettling.  I hope whatever Kate needed wasn’t serious.

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Keep me informed.

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Never grasp the rss on a first date.

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Actually, this may not be spam.  It could be my old college career advisor.  Their advice was about as useful.

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I dunno… I hear Kate has some problem. Could be related to grasping her RSS.

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Look, I believe in taking it slow.

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I’m a Leo, so this is of no use to me. Perhaps it will help Kate.

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I won’t. Certainly not after what happened to Kate.