Once upon a time, there was a fellow who spoke on the stump,
Promising walls over which immigrants couldn’t jump.
He took on his opponents with consid’rable gump-
-tion–reducing one of them to a quivering lump.
And all the angry rhetoric with which he’d pump
up his crowds gave lie to his Party’s assump-
-tion that he was a joke they could easily dump.
Fearing he’d reduce their Party to merely a “rump”–
And with naivete that would shock Forrest Gump,
Thought if they attacked with numbers and stats, they could stump
Him, and put his campaign right down into a slump.
But in 2016, charisma and yelling will certainly thump
Someone who’s thoughtful–make ’em look like a chump!